Tumblring on my phone Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

Divergent + Sass

20 favorite quotes that didn’t make it in to the movies

"His eyes burned suddenly and he blinked. He felt stupid for admitting it, but the fact that he had had someone outside Hogwarts who cared what happened to him, almost like a parent, had been one of the best things about discovering his godfather… and now the post owls would never bring him that comfort again." 

"Sirius represented much to you that you had never known before," said Dumbledore gently. "Naturally, the loss is devastating."

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

Facing this stuff in real life is not like school.

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

siriusish:

sexhaver:

you dont truly understand how many bad urls there are on this site until one of your posts breaks 10k notes

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luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

clarainclara:

I see no lies here

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was  Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

blink of an eye; everything’s changed

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