If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE
ya lit meme ♔ || [1/10] series or books: the fault in our stars by john green
Everyone in this tale has a rock-solid hamartia: hers, that she is so sick; yours, that you are so well. Were she better or you sicker, then the stars would not be so terribly crossed, but it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/ But in ourselves.” Easy enough to say when you’re a Roman nobleman (or Shakespeare!), but there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion
Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?
THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ
Favourite Relationship | The Golden TrioThere are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
I think I’ve finally decided that I’m willing to give up my saved url mischiefcantbemanaged so if any of my followers want it just let me know! if no one does then I’ll be posting in the harry potter tag with it.
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been  days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair
#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect
this episode was so stressful