what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
when someone you dont like texts you about their problems
i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
this is my favorite thing
Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.
Even in video games I can’t bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options.
Do you just ever love a person so much
But not in a sexual/romantic way
You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship
It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate
You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life
I’m telling you, that’s not a normal girl! They don’t make them like that at Hogwarts!
what if you woke up tomorrow and it was still 2013 and you had to relive the entire year?
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN
there’s always that one friend you constantly make inappropriate sexual humour with
art students before a final is due
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.