U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids …
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
this is so cute
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
Do not find homes in people. Do not settle in someone’s else’s skin for the way they make you feel. Plant your roots next to theirs and watch each other grow. Do not fall in love with temporary places.
I wonder if anyone goes like ‘OH MY GOD THEY REBLOGGED MY POST!!’ when I reblog their post
I normally don’t do these sort of things but I’m desperate, so if you could please share this it would be lovely <3
My mom’s car recently had a recall on a part and when she took it in to be fixed, they found out one of her ball joints broke, which caused a major chain reaction within her car. It was at the point where it was extremely unsafe to drive and the dealer told her that the front tire was at risk of falling off. So she told them to fix it, thinking that they would be willing to set up a payment plan with her. But once it was finished, she found out that wasn’t an option and they won’t let her have her car until she pays the entire amount, which is about $1,083. Now, my mom is a single mother who only makes about $8.00 per hour due to a recent career path change. I’m a college student and work 20 hours a week making $8.25 per hour but it’s not enough. We spent any money we had in savings on my college education and paying bills like rent and the two car payments. My mom needs her car in order to get to work. I have a car and have been giving her rides but I’m a commuter student and have to drive 20 minutes to school each day and since she works at 4:30 am it’s extremely impractical at the moment. Any help would be excellent.
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???
"The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol's plans. The symbol of the rebellion."
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
"YES, HERMIONE,i think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess.
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet