karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

make me choose }
anonymous asked → margaery tyrell or tyrion lannister

"Aw, what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway…"

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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hyourinmaruice:

caseythesalamancer:

pokemallow:

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

That is the best answer ever

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

actualpuppydelphine:

irrationalwitch:

bringmethehardon:

irrationalwitch:

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

you have no idea how angry this makes me

siriusly angry?

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

Tumblring on my phone Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

Divergent + Sass

20 favorite quotes that didn’t make it in to the movies

"His eyes burned suddenly and he blinked. He felt stupid for admitting it, but the fact that he had had someone outside Hogwarts who cared what happened to him, almost like a parent, had been one of the best things about discovering his godfather… and now the post owls would never bring him that comfort again." 

"Sirius represented much to you that you had never known before," said Dumbledore gently. "Naturally, the loss is devastating."

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

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