unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

eldermaslow:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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NO THEY DIDN’T IT’S RIGHT HERE REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

morgenstars:

ya lit meme ♔ || [1/10] series or books: the fault in our stars by john green

Everyone in this tale has a rock-solid hamartia: hers, that she is so sick; yours, that you are so well. Were she better or you sicker, then the stars would not be so terribly crossed, but it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/ But in ourselves.” Easy enough to say when you’re a Roman nobleman (or Shakespeare!), but there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

unexplained-events:

Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?

arthurdarvvill:

THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ

Favourite Relationship | The Golden Trio

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

I think I’ve finally decided that I’m willing to give up my saved url mischiefcantbemanaged so if any of my followers want it just let me know! if no one does then I’ll be posting in the harry potter tag with it.

kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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consultingsuperhusbands:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

thestarksbastard:

being a multifandom blog means that there will be times when you forget that you have multiple fandoms and spend 2 hours blogging about one thing

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